Sunday, January 17, 2010

Does the United States act like a Christian Nation?

If it is, it's an Old Testament kind of Christianity.
Pre-christian, with a tendency to dislike prophets.
The Buddists act like Christians, sort of.
Tibet might be a Christian nation.
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Q: What, exactly, is a Christian Nation?
A: A country that has a lot of churches
that some people go to one day a week or so
for one hour, or so
and mostly check out clothing styles.
This approach would also make the US a Mallian Nation.
Maybe even a Pinkian Nation.

3 comments:

Benjamin Ady said...

"Christian nation" is possibly more absurd than "Christian rape"

No wait that's not quite right. Flying fish? Faster than light? I'm still not quite nailing it.

Ah. I got it. "Christian Emperor" (as Obama is supposedly, sort of) yes. exactly. or perhaps "Christian dictator". or even "Christian Political Savior".

Martin said...

Christian gunsight?

Benjamin Ady said...

Indeed!